When I become filthy rich...
...I will spend all my money on totally life-essential stuff. Such as awesome bulldozer cutlery, which is life-essential because this means I will never leave leftover food on my plate and feel guilty about it.
A phone is completely necessary to have in life right? So I'd get this cheeseburger phone to stay in touch with the world.
Who doesn't need a shelf in their home? A shelf in the shape of a ECG will serve two purposes 1) contain books and 2) remind us of our heart health!
And if I get cold and thirsty, I will need to consume lots of tea to stay warm and hydrated. What tea would taste better than clothes hanger tea?!
Listening to music is life-essential, and so is listening to music through lovely earphone speakers.
Why do people design these super awesome things?! It just gives us a pressure to earn more money!
A phone is completely necessary to have in life right? So I'd get this cheeseburger phone to stay in touch with the world.
Who doesn't need a shelf in their home? A shelf in the shape of a ECG will serve two purposes 1) contain books and 2) remind us of our heart health!
And if I get cold and thirsty, I will need to consume lots of tea to stay warm and hydrated. What tea would taste better than clothes hanger tea?!
Listening to music is life-essential, and so is listening to music through lovely earphone speakers.
Why do people design these super awesome things?! It just gives us a pressure to earn more money!
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